{"id":36,"date":"2007-11-09T17:01:03","date_gmt":"2007-11-10T00:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/?p=36"},"modified":"2007-11-09T17:03:39","modified_gmt":"2007-11-10T00:03:39","slug":"instruction-for-puking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"Instruction for Puking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t stick your face so far in the bowl next time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Note: Not my own quote. Overheard from a coworker&#8217;s conversation with her child.<\/p>\n<p>I might post it over my own toilet. So far I have not ceased to derive amusement from the sagacity of this advice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t stick your face so far in the bowl next time.&#8221; Note: Not my own quote. Overheard from a coworker&#8217;s conversation with her child. I might post it over my own toilet. So far I have not ceased to derive amusement from the sagacity of this advice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cleverdialectic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}