I don’t know anything about making or selling cars, but I know how to fix all the problems everyone is having, so I will tell you. For free, even. You don’t even have to make me a Czar in the federal government. Stop thinking business. Just stop. You’re ruining everything and embarrassing yourself. Toyota made a big announcement that they Read More

My sister T went out into the fields, collected dead weeds and twigs and things of that nature, and arranged from that a pleasing token of nature’s winter beauty. My apartment has always looked stark and unadorned, and–well, if I say it that way, it doesn’t bother me. I have never wanted my living space to look adorned, per se, Read More

I got a bill and I thought to pay it like a good boy. I went to write a check but there were no checks in the checkbook. I went to get a new checkbook but the box was empty. I knew I had been running low but I thought I had at least one checkbook left! I go through Read More

I have been looking through my spam filter on suspicion that some legitimate e-mails aren’t getting through. So far I have not found any legitimate e-mails but it would be kind of hard to spot them in the mountains of spam that has been cordoned off. Most of it is attempts at euphemisms to escape the sex-spam traps, but some Read More